God creation

On the first day God created the cow.
God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer
all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves
and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a
life span of sixty years." 

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want

me to live for sixty years. Let me have
twenty-five and I'll give back the other thirty-five." 

And God agreed.

On the second day God created the dog.
God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark
at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life
span of twenty years.The dog said, "That's too long to be

barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten..

So God agreed (sigh).

On the third day God created the monkey.
God said,"Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh.
I'll give you a twenty year life span." The monkey said,
"How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so.
Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed again.

On the forth day God created man.
God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just

enjoy life, enjoy. I'll give you  twenty-five years." Man said,

"What? Only twenty-five years! No way, man.Tell you what, 

I'll take my twenty-five, and the thirty-five the cow gave back,

and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave 

back, that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God. "You've

got a deal." So that is why the first twenty-five years we eat, 

sleep, play, have sex, enjoy life, and do nothing; for the next 

thirty-five years we slave in the sun to support our family; for 

the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the

grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front

porch and bark at everyone.Life has now been explained