MARRIAGE

Marriage is like a give and take. You'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway.

IT WORKS!

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin.The wife decided to mak…

JUMP

Wife Sleeping, Suddenly Shouts, “Quick, My Husband Is Back.” Man Gets Up And Jumps Out Of The Window And Then Realize “…

BRIDE SPEECH

A newly wed girl's speech: My dear new family,I thank u for welcoming me in my new home.Firstly my being here shoul…

MARRIAGE OR DATING

Marriage like dating now a days, people are thinking of divorce even before marriage.

woman?

There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.

No title

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage,  it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

Warning

If you want  to be criticized, Get married..

7 khoon maaf not 3

The first marriage is  a dish of honey,  the second a glass of wine, the third a cup of poison.

Bubble gum

Marriage is like a bubble gum. The good taste runs out with time.

How To Propose A Girl For Marriage?

Arranged Marriage Funny Commercial

WHY?

Why does a woman  work ten  years to change the man's habits  and then  complain that he's not the  man  she ma…

Best Husbands?

Chumps always  make the  best husbands. When grab a chump.  Tap his forehead first,   and if it rings  solid,  don'…

Marriage

Marriage is popular  because  it combines  the maximum of  temptation with the maximum of  opportunity.

U R Dead

Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ? To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead!…

Marriage

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

GIRLS POLICY

Fraud with innocent boys; Fun with Handsome boys; Friendship with Smart boys; Love with Faithful boys; Marriage with Ri…

Getting married?

Harassed Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner. Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the di…

LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

Its funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being mu…