ELECTION SPECIAL

3 QUALITY

Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home devil in bed.

WRONG CALL

Husband : "Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar loon ?" Wife : "Aur sub…

COMPLETE VS FINISHED

COME TO HEAVEN

POLICE & THIEF

LONG LIFE

Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life wi…

MATH

Question: What is the full form of maths. Answer:   Mentally affected teachers harassing students�…

Billionaire?

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? " Millionaire: "I owe every…

LOVE IT

A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist replies, "I'…

IT WORKS!

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin.The wife decided to mak…

EDUCATION

Completing education is like women delivering a baby everyone appreciate the outcome but no one knows exactly h…

GOOD

A "Get-Out-Of- Debt" job. A well-paying job people take in order to pay off their debts, one that they will q…

I LOVE

I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke

FREE

One night a boy asked his girlfriend: "darling are you free tonight" his girlfriend shouted and replied "…

Success

How to know you are now successful.... you are making money and people hated you for that.

Sun

What program does God use to upload the sun every morning?

TRUE?

Law of Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes Rich, he becomes Naughty. and When a woman becomes Naughty, she becomes…

MARRIAGE OR DATING

Marriage like dating now a days, people are thinking of divorce even before marriage.

GURANTEE

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.