COMPLETE VS FINISHED

MARRIAGE

Marriage is like a give and take. You'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway.

300%

A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent.The doctor says, "I'm not sure I und…

IT WORKS!

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin.The wife decided to mak…

DIFFERENCE

What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants eve…

CALLS

Wives are Incoming Calls Lovers are Outgoing Calls Aunties are Toll free Calls Call girls are Roaming Calls Neighbor Gi…

JUMP

Wife Sleeping, Suddenly Shouts, “Quick, My Husband Is Back.” Man Gets Up And Jumps Out Of The Window And Then Realize “…

LUST

Good girls were taught not to ask anything from men before marriage. But it's always nice to receive something we&#…

KISS

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks... a woman loses hers after four kisses...

TRUE?

Law of Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes Rich, he becomes Naughty. and When a woman becomes Naughty, she becomes…

Formula

-Smart man + smart woman = romance. -Smart man + dumb woman = affair. -Dumb man + smart woman = marriage. -Dumb man + d…