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Dog Vs Wife

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first? The Dog of…

Billionaire?

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? " Millionaire: "I owe every…

IT WORKS!

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin.The wife decided to mak…

CALLS

Wives are Incoming Calls Lovers are Outgoing Calls Aunties are Toll free Calls Call girls are Roaming Calls Neighbor Gi…

SWEET HEART

Husband messages to wife on cell Hi, what are you doing darling??? Wife : I am dying...!! Husband: Jumps with joy but t…