IF TITANIC WAS MADE IN INDIA

(1) There would b 10 times as many people on ship
(2) There wd b a song with Kate Winslet in white saree sing in in the rain.
(3) D movie would b called 'PYAAR KIYA TO MARNA KYA'.
(4) Hero and heroine would float in cold water for days n still survive,
but villain would die in 1st few drops.
(5) None of the women wouldd float due to heavy designer sarees.
(6) The ice berg would have been sent by heroine father to teach the hero a lesson.