Dog Vs Wife

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first? The Dog of…

Billionaire?

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? " Millionaire: "I owe every…

LOVE IT

A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist replies, "I'…

IT WORKS!

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin.The wife decided to mak…

LIFE WITHOUT GIRLS

The result..........Markets silent ........Streets empty ..............The police at rest ........ All mobile com…

Everybody Somebody Anybody

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done…

BOYS POLICY

BOYS POLICY: Girls are our destination, Flirting is our Profession, Dating is our Occupation, to hell with our…

KEEP TALKING

Enter a word... I have pages to tell. Google: Enter a query... I have unlimited ways to answer. Internet: Without…

DIFFERENCE

What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants eve…

EDUCATION

Completing education is like women delivering a baby everyone appreciate the outcome but no one knows exactly h…

CALLS

Wives are Incoming Calls Lovers are Outgoing Calls Aunties are Toll free Calls Call girls are Roaming Calls Neighbor Gi…

GOOD

A "Get-Out-Of- Debt" job. A well-paying job people take in order to pay off their debts, one that they will q…

I LOVE

I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke

FREE

One night a boy asked his girlfriend: "darling are you free tonight" his girlfriend shouted and replied "…

Success

How to know you are now successful.... you are making money and people hated you for that.

1 Vs 2

Gabber: Kitne Aadmi they. Sambha: Sardar Do, Gabber: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain? Sambha: Sardar Do Ek k…

SWEET HEART

Husband messages to wife on cell Hi, what are you doing darling??? Wife : I am dying...!! Husband: Jumps with joy but t…

LIFE SECRET

Last but not least Secret of long life... Morning two eggs, evening two pegs...... and night between two legs…

CONDOM

A man boarded a plane with six kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him le…

CLEAVAGE

However tiring the times may be..... Whatever situation life puts them through... Strong man never look down..... unles…

Sun

What program does God use to upload the sun every morning?

JUMP

Wife Sleeping, Suddenly Shouts, “Quick, My Husband Is Back.” Man Gets Up And Jumps Out Of The Window And Then Realize “…

LUCKY

Two boys love one girl......................... This is PROBLEM One boy loves Two girls................................…

BRIDE SPEECH

A newly wed girl's speech: My dear new family,I thank u for welcoming me in my new home.Firstly my being here shoul…

OK

Santa: I divorced my wife on the 1st night. Banta: Why? Santa: I secretly saw the label on her panty, "Tested OK b…

LUST

Good girls were taught not to ask anything from men before marriage. But it's always nice to receive something we&#…

COMPLETE VS FINISHED

No english dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way tha…

WHAT WOMAN WANT?

A woman requires a few things: Attention, affection, respect, communication, appreciation, intimacy and a man  who will…

KISS

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks... a woman loses hers after four kisses...

TRUE?

Law of Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes Rich, he becomes Naughty. and When a woman becomes Naughty, she becomes…

MARRIAGE OR DATING

Marriage like dating now a days, people are thinking of divorce even before marriage.

FACEBOOK VS TWITTER

Facebook makes you hate people close to you, twitter makes you love people you never knew.

GURANTEE

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

FUCK

BEFORE SEX; you help each other get naked. AFTER SEX; you only dress yourself. Moral of the story, in life, no one help…

MY HEART

The one guy who has the key to my heart, doesn't know how to use it

FRIEND REQUEST

Don't flatter yourself. I sent a friend request, not a marriage proposal.

FAMILY

GirlfriEND, boyfriEND, friEND, everything has an END except for famILY.

Formula

-Smart man + smart woman = romance. -Smart man + dumb woman = affair. -Dumb man + smart woman = marriage. -Dumb man + d…

woman?

There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.

WAIT

The economy is so bad when I went to rob the bank there was already 5 robbers in line !

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The Man Without A Facebook

LOOK

I exercise not because I care about being big and strong I just want to look good naked.

Money Matters

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it. The thief was spending less than his wife did.

May?

My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my  calendar and wanted to know who May was.

Mirror

Wife standing in front of a mirror  and telling to her husband,  “I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty.  W…

SMART

A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked,'Boy. what is your pr…

FIND HUSBAND

A store that sells husbands has just opened in City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions a…

HEAVEN VS HELL

Three men went to hell. The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend et…

Ask Genie

A man finds a genie lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie comes out and says "I may grant you 3 wishes, but your wife…

Make your choice..

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The Mafia wants either your money or life. Wives want both....

Be Precise

A man was giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He got a bit carried  way and talked for two hours. Finally, he realize…

LAW?

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" Witness: "No." Lawye…

No title

Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man" Witness: "Thank you. If I weren…

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Fortune

Fortune is like a woman: if you neglect her today,  do not expect to regain her tomorrow.