One day a sad monkey wanted to end his life..
so, he went up to a sleeping lion & put his finger in the lion's ass..
The lion woke up angry & roared:- "who did that, who has called for his death..??"
Monkey Said:- "Its was me, my lord..!!"
Lion Asked:- "Did anyone see you..??"
Monkey:- "No, my lord..!!"
Lion:- "Ok, then do it again, it feels good..!!