Quitter

I phoned my father to tell him I had stopped smoking… He called me a quitter.

Sweet Revenge

The best way to get back  at the man who steals your wife… is to let him keep her.

Save water

S ave water shower with me!

Aaj Na Chhodenge - HAPPY HOLI TO ALL

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I thought I wanted a career, turns out  I just wanted paychecks.

Good News

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

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They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage,  it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.