Gabbar and Kaalia

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to
collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.


They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur!


Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab


ka nikal gaya".


Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se

kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke


liye software banana bund kar diya hai."


Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye


programmers hire kiye hain kya?"


Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par


powerbuilder chal raha hai."


Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working


on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another,


using a laptop. Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha


ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai ye log


Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."


Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log


consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."


Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says:


"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya."


AT GABBAR'S DEN...


Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"


Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."


Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar


sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush


hoga?


Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi? Iski saza


milegi... barobar milegi."


[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa].


"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"


Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."


Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai."


[logout - logout - logout]. "Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"


Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."


Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!"