God and Eve

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God...
"Lord, I have a problem!"
" What's the problem, Eve?”
“Lord, I know you've created me and have provided
this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, 
and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
" Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."
" Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall 
create a man for you."
"What's a 'man', Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive
tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to 
empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll 
give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster
and more muscular than you. He'll also need your 
advice to think properly. He'll be really good at 
fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed 
ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically
raised eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?"
"Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition."
" What's that, Lord?"
"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."